i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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