I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
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my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
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I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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