So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
you have to choose: penises or morals?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
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He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
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He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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