Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
I've blown a few things in my day
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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