Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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