Whod you bang
I am in a vortex of obligation.
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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