Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
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My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
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So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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