I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
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I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
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I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
Floor bacon is actually really good
Couch. On fire.
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