either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
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We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
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dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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