wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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