Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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