suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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