I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
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I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
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she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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