Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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