but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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