yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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