just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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