You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
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Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
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Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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