I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
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Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
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