Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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