Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
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I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
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I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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