That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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