Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
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