It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
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gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
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I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
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