I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
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other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
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The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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