Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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