Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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