Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
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