It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Its about making memories worth repressing
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Tornado booty call.. dedication
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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