Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
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I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
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Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
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