I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
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your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
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Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Someone came in the potted fern
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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