love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Randomize
