Pants 0. Shit 1.
I have demons in me.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Randomize
