my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
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don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
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I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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