i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
It's not a walk of shame if you run
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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