she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
is wine microwaveable?
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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