I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
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Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
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Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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