Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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