you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
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I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
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He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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