brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
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Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
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I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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