sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
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There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
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If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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