my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
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he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
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I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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