your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
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did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
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Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again