oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
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Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
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Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?