just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
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The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
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You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I forget how to act sober
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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