i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
