I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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