butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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