The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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