Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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