STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
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We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
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It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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