I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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