come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
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we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
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This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
You did what with his pubic hair?
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