i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
nutella sex= disaster
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
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The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
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danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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