Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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