It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
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Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
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I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
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I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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