Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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