how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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