Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
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We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
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Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
If I die, sorry about rent.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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